I went to church a couple of weeks back on a Sunday because my Mexican neighbors said they would do my bushes and trim out the dead growth from my tree that was hangin over their trailer. My tree is all fucked up but I aint gettin up on no ladder and cuttin that limb. Fuck all that.
I went to church with them and got there in the pew and was sittin next to this little rambunctious nine year old mexican boy.(He told me he was nine so I didnt just guess and all.) The family I got there with was on my left and that boy was on my right, about halfway through the service that boy started makin pootin sounds with his mouth and got everybody all fired up, he looked at me like I was supposed to pretend it was me pootin. Little somabitch.. Fuckina. The preacher said "who is this pootin in my church?" My mind went blank and I said "it aint me officer. Fuckina. It is this boy here doin it with his mouth. wasnt even real your honor."
After I said what I did everybody laughed and that boy was sent back to the kiddy church thing in the back. Fuckina little fucker make me look bad to the mexican church people.
Keepin it real,
Paul
8 comments:
as if you demand shit and then walk away.
i am really a nine year old mexican boy
You missed a real opportunity here ... to ask for permission to approcah the bench. You could have had a whole YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH moment.
if it were me.... I'd have just climbed the frikkin' ladder and hacked the tree to pieces!! Church schmurch!!
FoX
I'm still laughing.
Hmmm, you actually need a nine year-old to make you look bad?
Good for you for going to church, can't hurt, right?
Damn. Why can't I have church experiences like this?
You wouldn't believe what those Mexican folks are saying about you right now.
What's Spanish for fuckina?
Dude, you visited my blog today. That was, like, cool. And stuff.
someone needs to tell that boy to take a dog with him...then you always have someone to blame for the farts...
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